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Total Medals Earned: 224 (From 81 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,095 Points

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Turtles Unlocked 5/19/09
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 5/19/09
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners Unlocked 5/19/09
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/19/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (200/375 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/6/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

Sydney Shark

HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/15/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli 25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight 25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet 25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver 25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket 25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane 25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO 25 Points Take down the UFO
Zeppelin 25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/525 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/18/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

The Bester Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/3/12
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lonesome Fury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)

The Company of Myself

New Friend Unlocked 10/23/11
5 Points
Complete level 1
Trust Exercise Unlocked 10/23/11
5 Points
Complete level 4
Bridge 10 Points Complete level 10
Vicarious? 10 Points Complete level 7
Sacrifice Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/80 points)

The Evening of the Son

Coward Unlocked 12/21/13
5 Points
The coward lives to flee another day.
Shot Unlocked 12/20/13
5 Points
Giving it one.
Badass 5 Points You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
Breakfast 5 Points You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
Dr Jones 5 Points There IS time for loving.
Gunner 5 Points Had a shootout.
Range 5 Points Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
Things 5 Points I've seen things man, terrible things...
One Man Army 10 Points You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Arms Dealer 25 Points Build a terrifying arsenal.
Caring Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Curious Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Easy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hero Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Safe Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/125 points)

The Rose is Blooming

Weekend Warrior Unlocked 1/2/13
5 Points
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Mister Toughguy Unlocked 1/2/13
10 Points
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
Survivor Man Unlocked 1/2/13
25 Points
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
I'm Coming to Your House Unlocked 1/2/13
50 Points
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
Sagittarian Unlocked 1/2/13
100 Points
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)