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Total Medals Earned: 224 (From 81 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,095 Points

The Sagittarian 2

What men think they are. Unlocked 3/7/11
5 Points
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Sage is into necrophilia? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The weakest link. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boned. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death at a funeral. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Roosters is dumb! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prolly not gonna make it. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The human punching bag. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A man in the wilderness. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuckin' 'Merica! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gambling fever. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/140 points)

The Sagittarian 3

Boob Unlocked 7/10/11
5 Points
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Haha! Unlocked 7/10/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh no! Unlocked 7/10/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
PyroNecro Unlocked 7/10/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
These Bikers Suck Unlocked 7/10/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderdome Unlocked 7/10/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headshot! Unlocked 7/10/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tough Guy Unlocked 7/10/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bayou Billy Unlocked 7/10/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
HamBerger Unlocked 7/10/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Woo Unlocked 7/10/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BFG NOOB Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cashews Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heavy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motorhead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Santacide Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shane Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shooter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fried Jesus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Whoa, whoa. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Popular Mechanics Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/21 (125/205 points)

The Sagittarian 4: Bayou

Sleep with the Fishes Unlocked 2/22/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Gotta Try Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
C'mon Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hot Rod Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Girl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Walking Dead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Your Eye Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dam Good Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Bang Bus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Lake Wild Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/65 points)

The Squirrel Game

A Harsh Winter Coming On Unlocked 3/18/11
5 Points
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Firing Up a Jay Unlocked 3/18/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fly Me To the Moon Unlocked 3/18/11
10 Points
Complete Story Mode
Brass Nuts Unlocked 3/18/11
25 Points
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Crafty as a Fox 25 Points Complete Story Mode without dying
The Golden Path 25 Points Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Quarter Kilometer 50 Points Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/170 points)

The Ventures Fulp

Super Fulp Bros. Unlocked 5/10/13
5 Points
???
The Mexican Unlocked 5/10/13
5 Points
The genie of the booze bottle.
3 Beer Queer 5 Points ???
Fishy Car Ride 5 Points ???
SORRY JEFF 10 Points I stole these icons from him :(
Super Dildo Party 10 Points ???
Skull Fcuk! 25 Points There is a hidden power...
Piece Of Cake Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 1/18/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Jump Man Unlocked 1/18/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 1/18/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 1/18/10
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 1/18/10
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 1/18/10
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 1/18/10
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 1/18/10
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 1/18/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 1/18/10
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 1/18/10
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 1/18/10
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 1/18/10
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 1/18/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Master Unlocked 1/18/10
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 1/18/10
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 1/18/10
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)

Trigger-Treat

dead-ded Unlocked 11/5/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ground-ded Unlocked 11/5/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Brainsplosion Unlocked 11/5/11
25 Points
5 consecutive headshots
I killed fiddy men 5 Points Kill fiddy men
I'm runnin circles around ya! 5 Points Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank 5 Points Plank for 5 seconds
the candy man 50 Points collect 150 candies
The Smashing Pumpkin Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
tv-ded Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
god-ded Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/255 points)

Warriors of the Portal

RT I like it Unlocked 5/1/11
25 Points
Gigantor survives the battle
Hail to the King 5 Points Support Pico Day
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points "Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Change of Perspective 10 Points Evade "A" freezing death
Erotic Bonus 10 Points Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Screw you Asimov 25 Points Mindchamber survives the battle
Cameo I Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo II Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo III Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WTF? FTW! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)

Z3lda: Mini Game

RUDE Unlocked 8/13/13
5 Points
WOW! That is pretty rude.
S-MART Unlocked 8/13/13
5 Points
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Straight Shooter Unlocked 8/13/13
5 Points
Hit your target!
Welcome Home Unlocked 8/13/13
5 Points
Travel back home for a while.
2 In A Row 5 Points Shoot two in a row.
3 In A Row 5 Points Shoot three in a row.
BROKE? 5 Points Get some more rupees.
EASY 5 Points Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get Paid 1 5 Points Get 50 rupees!
Get Paid 2 5 Points Get 100 rupees.
Get Paid 3 5 Points Get 200 rupees!
Glitch 5 Points How are you doing that link?
H1 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H10 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H11 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H12 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H13 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H14 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H15 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H2 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H3 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H4 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H5 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H6 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H7 5 Points Collect a Heart.
H8 5 Points Collect a Heart.
HARD 5 Points Play the HARD challenge mode.
The Book Of Death 5 Points Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
TIME TRIAL 5 Points Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
4 In A Row 10 Points Shoot four in a row!
Get Paid 4 10 Points Get 400 rupees!
H9 10 Points Collect a Heart.
Sure Shot 10 Points Don't miss with all five arrows!
Yum! 10 Points Welcome back... have an apple!
Bling Bling! 25 Points Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
I'M RICH BITCH! 25 Points Get 600 rupees!
Bling! 50 Points Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
SNES MASTER 50 Points Collect all hearts!
Tri-Force 50 Points Ba Da Da Dum!
Bling Bling Bling! 100 Points Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.

Medals Earned: 4/40 (20/495 points)

Zelda the Welder

Clock Welder Unlocked 7/2/12
5 Points
Repair the clock
Ready? Unlocked 7/2/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Robot Welder 10 Points Repair the robot
Bomb Welder 50 Points Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)